A St. Patrick’s Day Fiasco

Posted by Kolchak on March 17, 2011.

It happens every holiday. Every freaking holiday.

Some joker thinks it would be cute to take my picture in “theme wear”. Santa hats. Bunny Ears.

Green sparkly top hats. Leprechaun ears.

Seriously? Who the dawg does she think she’s kidding? I am a dog. I like to be in my natural state – buck-naked. Sometimes, I don’t even wear a collar. Shocking. I know.

But every holiday, Mama tries. And it’s never pretty.

So tonight, I am grateful for the GG, who has kept Mama too busy to find and purchase a gratuitous sparkly hat and for keeping her at the hospital too late to try a St. Patrick’s Day photo shoot. GG, I salute you!!  It’s super awesome that you are getting better! Thank Dawg, you scared the heck out of us getting that sick!

So for this holiday, I am hooooooome free! Maybe this year I really will have a HAPPY St. Patrick’s Day – and I hope you do too!

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  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14248505284633390568 sagechronicles

    I’m with you, Kol. Keep those hats and costumes OFF me. It’s just not right!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/10504475675258871866 Benny and Lily

    Momas are real joksters. Happee St. Patrick’s DayBenny & Lily

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/13882366552536240381 Oz the Terrier

    Happy St. Paddy’s Day! Glad you didn’t have to get dressed up!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/07250050080448577898 Jess and Glacier

    I’m glad GG is getting better.Happy St Patty’s DayPS: I’ve been one of those dog Moms too Coal. I put Jetta, my first guide dog, in an Ireland jacket one year. LOL

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/14807798367609376220 Amber DaWeenie

    Glad GG is feelin’ better. Happy St. Paddy’s Day to all!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/18433235127377754424 Elyse and Riley

    Haha…this post made me laugh!! Glad GG is getting better!Elyse and Riley

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17369189341017481001 browndogcbr

    Hi Y’all,Glad to hear that GG is getting better! Also glad you are having a Happy St Patrick’s day, Kol! Butt naked and all! Real Dog and all! Rooo, Rooo, my Human posted a picture of leaves on a tree for St Patrick’s green! I’ll share a secret, she hates “dress up” and costume parties too, so she never tries to dress me. :) Y’all come by now,Hawk aka BrownDog

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/06173252316434699745 Foley Monster and Pocket

    The things our GG’s do for us. So nice of her to think of you

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/12811956741807743044 silvieon4

    Ditto and hear hear!!!

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/11716344585805514703 ForPetsSake

    Congrats, Kol – at least for this year ;) Glad to hear GG is feeling better – no more scares, ok?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/00317808328356728642 Hattie Mae

    Gee Koly, I really don’t see what you have against getting all dressed up and festive! I personally think you would look adorable with a big green bowler hat and sparkly green tie! Maybe next year huh?

  • http://www.blogger.com/profile/17539666792034242448 Pup Fan

    Great news that GG is feeling better!