It happens every holiday. Every freaking holiday.
Some joker thinks it would be cute to take my picture in “theme wear”. Santa hats. Bunny Ears.
Green sparkly top hats. Leprechaun ears.
Seriously? Who the dawg does she think she’s kidding? I am a dog. I like to be in my natural state – buck-naked. Sometimes, I don’t even wear a collar. Shocking. I know.
But every holiday, Mama tries. And it’s never pretty.
So tonight, I am grateful for the GG, who has kept Mama too busy to find and purchase a gratuitous sparkly hat and for keeping her at the hospital too late to try a St. Patrick’s Day photo shoot. GG, I salute you!! It’s super awesome that you are getting better! Thank Dawg, you scared the heck out of us getting that sick!
So for this holiday, I am hooooooome free! Maybe this year I really will have a HAPPY St. Patrick’s Day – and I hope you do too!