Dear Friends,I debated whether or not to tell you this. Really, I did. I like the Kitchen to be a safe place. A fun place. A place for laughing and sharing and good times, but I just can’t contain this any longer.
Here at Casa De Kolchak we have a major problem. We are being attacked by a SuperVillain of Epic Proportions. His name is Job.
You see, everyday Mama gets kidnapped by this evil Job person. While he has her, he is not very nice to her. He annoys the heck out of her, sending headache after headache to try her patience. He tortures her, leaving her exhausted. After he has drained every last ounce of energy out of her, Job finally relents, letting her come home to her dear, sweet, angelic puggle. But it never lasts, the very next day he is back, stealing my Mama again and forcing his foul deeds on what could otherwise be lovely, pleasant idyllic days spent with the world’s most handsome pug/beagle cross. (Just sayin’ – I’m one handsome guy!)
Enough is enough.
That’s why dear friends, I am offering a reward for the capture of this evil SuperVillain! One million kibbles for Job – Dead or Alive! I will not stand for his Mama thieving ANY LONGER!
WHO IS WITH ME! TOGETHER WE CAN DEFEAT HIM!
*crickets*tree leaves rustling in the wind*a hairball rolls through*
no one? Come on guys, we’re the dogs, we can defeat one little Supervillain, can’t we? No volunteers?
**sigh** Fine, I’ll have to defeat him alone! Until then, I’ll be waiting at home until Job gives my Mama back. Maybe if I try asking nicely? Please Mr. Job, let my Mama come home.
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Happy Monday Everydoggy!
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