You probably know this, but I, Kolchak T Puggle am the product of a clandestine love affair between a pug and a beagle. They used to meet in sleazy motels in run down neighborhood where you can rent a room by the hour, before they went off to the respectable show-dog careers or home to their purebred families.

In fact, my sister’s name registered with the Hyrbrid club is Dirty Little Secret and one of my brother’s was registered as No One Needs to Know. BOL, seems Mama-Beagle had a sense of humour and a lot of regrets.

Like this little puppiness available for adoption in Palo Alto, CA. No offense to my puggle buddies out there, but tan puggles are totally a dime a dozen. I mean sure, you’re still goofy and snuggley. You’re still awesome and all, but you’re beige like the department of motorvehicles. (Still cuter than 99.9% of all other dogs though!)

Sometimes, if your daddy-pug is one of the Batman wanna-be black coloured pugs then you end up with a dashing & charming black puggle (like myself) who is both suave and debonair.

But sometimes…sometimes you come across a tri-coloured puggle

the Mama LOVES the elusive tri-coloured puggle. I am technically a tri, I guess, though Mama does not count me. I am black on my face, down my back and tail and on my legs. I am white on my chest and chin and I am sable on my sides. I know. You do the math. That’s three colours right? So what the BARK is the Mama’s problem? Does she seriously want to replace me with some rare, limited edition puggle with beagle markings? Naaaaaah. She’s rather attached to me!

Meet Bugsy, a two year old puggle from Paws for Life Animal League in Riverton, WY.

Don’t even consider telling the Mama there is a tri-puggle up for adoption. I am the top dog ’round these parts and I *AM NOT* sharing my pawrents with some random puggle with a spot problem.

So, dear readers, we want one of you to offer sweet Bugsy a home. I mean, really, can you resist this dog?

According to the shelter:

He was brought to us by someone who had trapped him because he kept chasing their horses. Bugsy is obviously not a dog that belongs around livestock or horses. He was very scared when he came to the shelter and he would just sit in the back of the cage shaking. He became my buddy when I spoiled him with yummy turkey treats. He is just a little cutie that needs a forever home!