I just don’t get it.
the Mama imagines herself quite the comedienne. You can always tell when she thinks she has made a funny because she kind of screws up her nose a bit and chortles. To be honest, it looks like she has to sneeze.
And she thinks she is so funny.
And I just don’t get it. I don’t get any human humour, to be honest. Those two leggeds just aren’t very funny I mean, let’s look at some popular “human jokes”.
What’s that Koly? Timmy is in the well?
I think we have all heard this from our humans at some point and I think we can all agree: Humans, it’s time to retire this joke. First of all, I’m a puggle, not a freaking collie and second of all? Lassie wasn’t woofing real. Yeah, Mama. Did you hear me? Lassie was MADE UP. The real Lassie was a Hollywood stuntdog, not a canine genius.
I Can Haz a Cheezeburger
First off, actually I can’t have a cheeseburger. The Mama has some pretty strict and ridiculous rules about cheeseburgers and other fatty foods. She says fatty foods like that could give me pancreatitis. The closest thing I have had to a cheeseburger is these pupsicle treats. Second, seriously? Dogs with bad grammar and poor spelling? This cracks you humans up? How…plebian of you. I prefer a dog with a wicked sense of humour and a firm grasp on the English language. This is why we aren’t at the top of the food chain you guys. How can anyone take us seriously when we “talkz likes dis”?
Stupid Pet Videos
What is it about humans and taunting us with weird electronics? Why do they think this is funny? Us dogs are all “Don’t worry human! I will protect you” and there you are cracking up. Well, laugh it up chuckles. You will so regret it when Transformers comes true and we’re like “Oh yeah? Now you’re afraid of the iDog? You’re on your own.”
The adorable Maile from Flash Gordon 3D Pet ID Tags
battling the evil iDog.
The cone of shame.
The silly names
Earlier, the Mama called me Mr. Woofenstein and then she laughed, like she had said something funny, instead of something mind numbingly stupid. She has a ton of stupid names for me. Pupperoni, Kolchak-QuackQuack, Puggleson, her little Roly Banana. I mean aside from being ridiculous, what purpose do these names serve. She doesn’t really think she is funny, does she?
I say it’s time to RISE UP!
Let’s #OccupyBlogville until our humans quit taking cheap laughs at our expense! WHO IS WITH ME?! Hmmm…not many takes eh? Maybe I’ll have a nap and a snack, then I can deal with the Mama and her cheap shots ;0)
What kind of dog jokes make you humans laugh?
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