Blue Lotus is a design boutique specializing in everyday stationary and gift products for today’s trendy and stylish consumers.
Just a few short ago, a doctor at our local hospital was bit by Patient 0.
Things have gotten scary here in Canada and I hear this schizz is going down all over the place. My worst fears have been recognized. There is no turning back. No where to run.
The Blogpocalypse is Upon us.
One look outside, shows that so far, no one is taking this seriously. Big mistake folks. BIG MISTAKE. By the time you realize that you should be running for your life, it will be too late. Some Zombie will be sucking back Brain Cocktail using your skull as the martini glass.
Not me. I’m a puggle with a plan.
Soon, it’s going to be a ZOO up in this place. The one’s who are going to make it out alive are the ones who are acting now. By the time you read this, I will already have put my zombie plan into action and I’ll be on my way to safety.
Where are we headed?
If I told you that, I’d have to kill you. This is an Apocalypse! You can’t go around inviting everyone in Blogville to head to your secret survival spot. Come on now, give your tail a shake!
OK, I’ll give you one tip.
All things being considered, we have a favoured plan, here at Kol’s Notes. I know Dr. V is going to headed for the hills, but being a Coastal pup. I think I have the advantage here.
I’m heading for the high seas!
Ahoy, me mateys. I be Captain Kolchak Greybeard and we’ll be setting sail now.
FACT (I hope): Zombies can’t swim.
Think about it. Even the well coordinated ones are still a little jerky and out of wack. Even those scary as heck Zombies in I Am Legend never took to the water. Think about it. All that dead flesh? It would bloat up pretty darn fast, plus it’s really hard to manage a good doggy paddle when your body is in the throes of rigor mortis.
I’m on a BOAT!
Casa de Kolchak is conveniently located close to the Harbour. Let’s “borrow” us up a catamaran and set sail. (That’s stealing, you say? THIS IS AN APOCALYPSE! It’s every dog for himself out there!) Sure, I may have to put to shore occasionally for supplies, but let’s be honest here.
Isn’t that what I have the Mama for?
Braaaaaiiiinnns!
Do you want to win a set of Zombie Sticky Notes & a Zombie To Do Pad from Blue Lotus Company!
To enter, leave a comment below telling us where you would head in an emergency? The Zombies are coming right now - WHERE DO YOU GO?!
Want some bonus entries? OK!
Like Blue Lotus Company on Facebook (Leave a comment telling us you did this!)
Visit the Blue Lotus Etsy store and share it via Twitter or Facebook. Leave us a comment with a link to the post!
Make a donation to the Lucky Dog Rescue (via our Chip In) and comment below “I donated to the Lucky Dog Rescue” (Suggested minimum donation of $2.00 per entry. Please use the same email to comment as you use to chip in).
**Open to residents of the US and Canada, except Quebec. Winners must correctly answer a skill testing question. Winner will be drawn Monday, November 14th.
Not able to donate right now? Maybe you could help support another great MS Rescue, ARF of MS by voting for them in the Chase Community Giving Contest – they are SO CLOSE to winning some seriously needed funds. Your vote could help make that possible! Click here to vote now!!
All posts are the property of Kolchak’s Kitchen and Kolchak Puggle/Jodi Chick. Please ask before reposting content. All reposts must link back to our site. Thank you!
Recent Comments