No, for serious.
He may look all sweet and innocent and fluffy, but beneath that fur he is pure mischief. I have no idea how he fooled the Mama and the Daddy and all of you, but y’all have been snowed.Take yesterday, for instance.
The Daddy went to the store for an illicit milkshake. Now I know better than to stick my snout in anything the Daddy is eating, but Felix? Felix, that bold little turkey, just waltzes right up to the shake and sticks his tongue in it.
Does he get in trouble?
the Daddy laughed.
He thought it was cute. Apparently, just because Felix was a timid little guy when he came to live here and he was kind of afraid of men, it’s apparently a good thing that he feels comfortable and safe enough to steal food from the Daddy.
Off! Get Down! Go to your Mat! If it was a chocolate shake, I might even find myself tethered on my tie down. People most certainly would not be laughing.
That’s what they call a double standard.
A few minutes later, that little rat was caught red pawed doing this:
Are there any double standards at YOUR house??