They Call It a Double Standard

Posted by Kolchak on February 13, 2012.

The Felix is a troublemaker.

No, for serious.


He may look all sweet and innocent and fluffy, but beneath that fur he is pure mischief. I have no idea how he fooled the Mama and the Daddy and all of you, but y’all have been snowed.Take yesterday, for instance.


The Daddy went to the store for an illicit milkshake. Now I know better than to stick my snout in anything the Daddy is eating, but Felix? Felix, that bold little turkey, just waltzes right up to the shake and sticks his tongue in it.

Does he get in trouble?


No.

the Daddy laughed.


He thought it was cute. Apparently, just because Felix was a timid little guy when he came to live here and he was kind of afraid of men, it’s apparently a good thing that he feels comfortable and safe enough to steal food from the Daddy.

Do you know what would happen if I pulled that kind of stunt?


The humans would be tossing out rapid-fire commands so fast and furious it would make your head spin.

Off! Get Down! Go to your Mat! If it was a chocolate shake, I might even find myself tethered on my tie down. People most certainly would not be laughing.

That’s what they call a double standard.


A few minutes later, that little rat was caught red pawed doing this:

Excuse me Daddy. I can has a cheeseburger?
That sneaky mutt leaned closer and closer and closer until he was almost close enough to get that cheeseburger and the Daddy did *nothing* to stop it. Daddy is a traitor.
Ha! I showed them. 
 
I woofed and the Mama came. Then they were both in trouble. Woof! That ought to teach you two a lesson. Next time, you give Koly a cheeseburger or I’ll rat you both out. That got me major brownie point with the Mama and an extra bed time treat.
That’s how I roll.

Are there any double standards at YOUR house??

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