I love to play tag.
I play tag all the time. In fact, just last night I played tag with the Mama. She
dropped threw me a frozen disk of raw elk and I caught it and ran! She chased me through the house trying to tag me! HA! I’m fast like lightening and she’s just a weak human. Did she really think she was going to catch me?! Woof no!
Too bad she used the Koly Kryptonite.
She told me to “drop it”. How woofing unfair is that?! I mean, really? What was I supposed to do, say no?! Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I would be grounded for life. I don’t think it’s very nice of the humans to abuse the power of speech like that. I would be an excellent speaker, if I just had the bone and muscle structure to actually do it. I don’t want to play tag with the Mama anymore.
I am going to play tag with Sampson & Delilah instead.
Blog tag is way cooler than Mama tag because nobody is gonna yell at me and tell me I better “knock it off this instant or else”. Here’s how it works, another blogger tells you that you’re IT, then you have to answer a set of questions. Last week, we were tagged by Jodi at Life With Sampson & Delilah. Now that I’m IT, it’s time to run around, have some fun and then tag someone else. Ready? OK, let’s DO THIS!
Bark out loud, just kidding. Hungry. Goofy. Loving. Handsome. Crazy. Hungry. Spoiled.
(Yes, I said hungry twice. That was intentional. I’m really hungry.)
#2: What keeps you up at night?
Snacks that have fallen behind the sideboard in the kitchen and humans who feel like they are entitled to more of the bed than I am. I may look like a little dog, but I need a lot of sleeping space. I got the Mama one of those round “pouf” style beds and I am trying to clicker train her to sleep on it, but it’s hard to break old habits. Next time she lays on it without being told, I’m going to make it rain human treats.
#3: Who would you like to be?
Now why the woof would I want to be anyone other than Kolchak Puggle?! I am woofing awesome! Dog’s don’t worry about who they are or aspire to be someone cooler or better or whatever. We just are. You should be wholeheartedly in love with who you are too. You are awesome totally awesome.
(I must be channeling my inner Honey today. This could totally be one of the fabulous life lessons from the dog that makes her Puppiness Project totally awesome.)
#4: What are you wearing right now?
The Mama is woofing crazy and she has a looooong history of dressing me up like a cracker-jack in stupid suits. I don’t know if she is just a sadist or if she maybe has as crew loose and actually thinks it’s cute, but she subjects us to that kind of crap all the time. Thankfully tonight I am au naturel and kickin’ it on my Playdog pose.
#5: What scares you?
Thunder storms, when Mama serves dinner late and humans in spandex. It’s a privilege people, not a right.
#6: The best and worst of blogging?
The best? Um…you guys! Yeah, you! The attractive one who looks really smart. You’re the best part of blogging. Seriously, the dog-loving community is fantastic.
The worst? Seriously? I have the WORST personal assistant. She can barely keep up. She keeps forcing her opinions on me and she doesn’t feed me nearly enough. It takes a lot of snacks to keep a blog moving and she is terribly stingy with them. Plus, she is SUCH a slacker. She keep taking time off from blogging to do stupid things like work and sleep and shower and junk. Waste of time, Mama. Waste. of. Time.
#7: Last website You Visited?
Pinterest. Oh my, at any given time, day or night, assume that the last website that we visited was Pinterest. the Mama is practically obsessed. She spends hours there. She says things like “Pinning is Winning” and “Pinsanity”. It’s tragic. Cut down in the prime of her life by a pinning addiction. Don’t be an enabler! Checking out our That Crazy Dog Lady board, Kolchak’s Kitchen board or our Pet Project 365 board will only encourage her.
#8: What is one thing I would change about myself?
See #3 – or maybe, opposable thumbs. That cookie jar ain’t opening itself. Opposable thumbs come with a woof-load of benefits. The ability to procure my own snacks is just the tip of the iceberg pupsicle. I could type my own blogs, rub my own butt, change the channel off the stupid History channel that the Daddy watches and back to Animal Planet or the Food Network. Yeah, the more I think about it, the more I want thumbs.
#9: Slankets: yes or no?
What in the WOOF is a slanket? Hold on, I have to Google this one. BRB (♫ elevator music♪) OK, let me make sure I have this right – it’s a sweater…blanket?
Seriously humans, what is your obsession with these weird blanket hybrids? If you want a sweater wear a sweater. If you prefer a blanket, then chill with a blanket. These slanket things don’t even look cute. They’re baggy and awful and…ridiculous. There is no need for this business. No. Need.
not on Team Slanket.)
#10: Tell us something about the dogs that tagged you.
Sampson and Delilah remind me SO MUCH of the Felix and I. Sampson is totally relaxed, easy-going and handsome as woof, just like the Felix. Delilah is crazy-koly-cool and totally awesome, just like me. Impatient. Head-strong. Stubborn. Awesome. Their blog is the story of their life and their laughs. Along with their human Jodi (best name for a human, like ever), you never know what they’ll post about – training? humour? Anecdotes? Who knows, whatever it is, you know it will be worth the read!
Alright folks, YOU’RE IT!
One of the cool things about blogging is that lots of my doggy dearests have blogs of their own and they can grab these questions and put up a post all of their own. We can’t wait to hear what our friends at Small Tales do with a great set of questions like this. Get on that, OK Foley Monster?
Another cool thing is that a lot of my friends don’t have blogs. We don’t always get to know our non-dog-blog friends as well as we’d like to, so today, YOU’RE IT! I hope you’ll choose one or two of the questions above and answer it in the comments section. We can’t wait to hear what you have to say!