OK, seriously, why puggles so woofing handsome?
No really. Let’s bark about this for a minute. I mean, I know that I am exceptionally handsome. Look at me.
Ignore the Felix. We’re woofing about me here.
I am handsome as woof, right? The glossy coat. The shiny eyes. The super rare and really classy black puggle colour. And that tongue? I’m practically a work of art.
Here’s the problem: apparently, the Mama thinks there are other puggles that are (*gasp*) just as handsome as me.
I KNOW! We’ll just wait a moment while you stop laughing and pull yourself together. That is like the most ridiculous statement ever, eh? Where does the Mama even come up with this crazy stuff?! I declare, sometimes I think that woman just stays up night dreaming of nw ways to get herself n trouble. It’s sad really.
Obviously, this puggle isn’t nearly as handsome as me, now is he?
Of course he’s not. Come on, Mama, he’s not even black for barking out loud. Doesn’t she even know what they say: “Once you go black, you’ll never go back. (What? WHAT?! That isn’t even inappropriate. People say that. I don’t know why. Humans have some weird as woof expressions. Just last night I hear someone describe something good as “the cat’s meow”. That’s not a GOOD thing! When hear the cat’s meow that’s means THE TIME TO PANIC IS NOW! Humans, just don’t get ‘em sometimes!)
Of course, if boring beige puggles are your thing, this so-called “handsome guy” is totally up for adoption.
They’re calling it Amos, which let’s face it, needs to change. Puggles should have awesome names. I think this guy should be named Vincenzo. In my head I started referring to him as Vinnie two paragraphs ago. (Why should he be named Vincenzo? You get major Kolchak cool points if you know the answer.)
Vinnie (aka Amos) iis available for adoption from the Sutter Buttes Canne Rescue in Gridley, CA.
He is 10 months old and apparently, he’s sweet and a little shy, plus lets face it. He’s my brotha from anotha motha! He’s got to be totally awesome.
He just needs to know that *I* am the handsomest puggle ’round these parts and he best step off, if he thinks he can just let my Mama think he’s handsome. That’s MY Mama. I’m the only handsome guy.
I’m watching you Vinnie. Better get a family of your own soon; I don’t like to share mine.
If you are interested in adopting this wonderful dog, call the SBCR at 530-695-3814 or you can also log onto their website at www.sbk9rescue.com to fill out an online application.
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