Well, y’all are going to have to use your imaginations this Wordless Wednesday.
For example: imagine the Mama isn’t a clumsy oaf and that she didn’t manage to break the camera cord as she was uploading the cutest video of me, possibly ever.
You see, yesterday the Mama was at our favourite pet shop and she found something amazingly, awesomely fantastic.
Wanna know what it was?
I bet you do. Well you can’t!
(Well, you could, if you wandered over to the Kol’s Notes Facebook page
). The Mama can’t upload the photo. What kind of ogre rips the wires right out of the camera card? My Mama, Ladies and Gentleman. Can I get a golf clap for Mama?
So you’ll have to use your imagination.
Imagine this is a picture of my eyes lighting up
when I saw that special treat.
Imagine this is a picture of the Felix and I
actually sharing a treat for once.
(It was THAT big.)
Imagine this is a video of me.
A really cute video of me
wrassling a treat three times my size.
I describe it so vividly that you feel like you’re there, right? You can see it so clearly, can’t you??
If a picture is worth a thousand words, these words must be worth a thousand pictures, right?? RIGHT??
Hmmmm, perhaps not.
Mama, get out the credit card! I’m ordering myself a new camera… and perhaps a few more of these giant treats. You owe me for screwing this up.
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