“Oh? You humans wanted to sit down?
SORRY! We only have dog chairs at
Casa de Kolchak”
That’s OK, Kolchak. We have more than one chair.
“la la la la la! I can’t hear you!”
That’s fine, Kolchak. Just remember, I’m the one who serves the meals around here.
Strangely, he decided to get down, but he wasn’t pleased about it.
Them’s the breaks, puggle.