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16 Funny Dog Valentines (That Are Just A Little Saucy)

16 Funny Dog Valentines (That Are Just A Little Saucy)

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Valentine’s Day will be here before we know it.

Am I the only one who thinks we take this Hallmark Holiday a little too seriously?! The flowers. The candy. The presents and fancy dinners and ugh. I’d rather stay home with the dogs. Why not poke a little fun at this made up holiday?

So with that in mind, I’ve curated a list of my favourite funny dog Valentines on Etsy, including three that I’ve listed in the Love, Felix Etsy store just for the occasion. Each one tickles my funny bone, makes me laugh and reminds me that maybe, just maybe, I might have a kind of warped sense of humour.

Proceed at your own risk.

16 Funny Dog Valentines (That Are Just A Little Saucy)

See something you love? Head on over to Etsy to snag it.

 

F*ck B*tches, Get Money from melissarachelblack 

Funny Dog Valentines - Fuck Bitches Get Money

Photo Credit: melissarachelblack on etsy

 

 

Humping Pug from LoveFelix

Humping Pug Funny Dog Valentine

ALL THE CREDITS for this one goes to George and AJ from theartofAJ.com – In a MILLION YEARS, I could never have done this myself.

 

I Like Your Weiner from DarkroomandDearly

funny dog valentines - I like your weiner

Photo Credit: darkroomanddearly on etsy

 

I’d Bone You from MuddyMouthCards 

funny dog valentines - I'd bone you

Photo Credit: MuddyMouthCards on etsy

 

I Like Your Dog by katndrewcards

funny dog valentines

Photo Credit: katndrewcards on etsy

Strip Tease by InkPug

funny dog valentines

Photo Credit: Ink Pug on etsy

 

I Feel A Lot by TomokoMaruyama

funny dog valentine

Photo Credit: TomokoMaruyama on etsy

 

Bow (Chicka Wow) Wow from LoveFelix

Funny Dog Valentine

Oh heyyyy, I mades that.

 

Wanna Bone by DarkroomandDearly

Funny dog Valentine

Photo Credit: DarkroomandDearly

 

Love You More by melissarachelblack

funny dog valentine

Photo Credit: melissarachelblack on etsy

 

So Attractive! by TomokoMaruyama

funny dog valentine

Photo Credit: TomokoMaruyama on etsy

 

Puppy Love by LoveFelix

funny dog valentines

Photo Credit: Kol’s Notes

 

I * Love You by StudioFroezel

Funny Dog Valentine

Photo Credit: StudioFroezel

 

You and Me by Ellipsis26

funny dog valentine

Photo Credit: Ellipsis26 on etsy

 

Will you buy buying a Valentine this year? Will it be funny or heartfelt??

Check back later this week when we share our favourite sweet Valentine’s for Dog Lovers.

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Tuesday 10th of February 2015

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MyDogLikes

Saturday 7th of February 2015

These are fantastic! I love handmade or letterpress cards...the boys just like to eat them, but the hubs and I always try to do something cute and dog themed!

Lauranne

Friday 6th of February 2015

Brilliant, some of those had me laughing out loud!!

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Thursday 5th of February 2015

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