* * *We’re loving our new apartment.
- I tried taking them out there at potty time and they would just sit there, looking pained and whining with urgency.
- I tried using Jenny Jugg’s magical urine collection tip. Armed with a ladle, which I later threw away, I collected a bit of my dog’s urine. I soaked a cotton pad in the pee and put it on the potty. You’ve heard the theory that dog’s will pee in places they already smell their urine, right? NOT MY DOGS. Kolchak looked at me like I was nuts and Fe just shook his head and went inside.
- I tried taking the faux grass out on a walk with us and sneakily tucked it under the dogs when they went to relieve themselves. I don’t think that achieved anything other than showing my new neighbours that I am, in fact, a crazy dog lady.