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How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse With Dogs

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How To Keep Wag’N in a Zombie Apocalypse
by Ines de Pablo
Ines is an employee Wag’N Enterprises, LLC. While her advice is aimed to get you through the Zombie Apocolypse, it’s absolutely applicable to other “Run for Your Life” situations like tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and floods. If you plan for the Apocalypse, you’ve planned for it all!

Pet parents always need to consider 7 essential concepts: Security, A Destination, Transportation, Communication, Shelter, Essentials and Common Sense. No matter what the emergency is (Zombies, fire or a natural disaster) we all need:Security: I won’t elaborate more on that aspect. In my last post, I established that we all have our favourite weapons selected to fight off Zombies, so to each their own. (Again, Koly loves a nice Crossbow). At this point, let’s focus more on the next 6 Essential Concepts to get ready for any and all potential hazards.

Destination: Even if it’s your safe room in your own house, you need to get there and have it established as the place to go. You also need to know when to head to that safe room and when you should head to another location.

  • If you plan to head to the home of a friend of relative, make sure Aunt Judy can and will accept and accomodate you and your pets.
  • That you have Aunt Judy’s contact information
  • That Aunt Judy’s house isn’t in the path of whatever disaster is striking your area
  • Have a back up! Cousin Fred might be better prepared, available and on higher ground.
Changes on the Fly – your destination of choice might not be an option.
  • Make sure you scope out pet friendly hotels along your evacuation route. Try FidoFriendly.com to search.
  • Not all evacuation shelters accept pets. Make sure you know which ones do. Many require proof of ownership
  •  and vaccination records.
Mayday the Zombie Hunter





Transportation

You know where you’re going. How are you getting there?
Your own vehicle:
  • Make sure you always keep your gas tank at least half full. Always…like at all times. The lines at the gas station after an emergency is declared…fuzzy and mega-busy. Evaculation routes are slow and mostly gas guzzlers.
  • Make sure you check your tires and the spare. Enough air I hear helps you get further. Keep a car safety kit if you get stranded in the winter time.
  • Do not overload your car. Seriously. It’s an emergency. As a general rule of thumb Go-Bags should not have wheels and weigh more than what you can carry. It’s a GO BAG. NOT A SIT-IN & GET COMFY BAG!

Travelling with Friends/Family/Neighbors

When everything is fine planning is easy.
  • Remember that your neighbors, friends etc are people too and that they certainly have a list of things they want to include.
  • You would be a guest in their vehicle – assuming they wait for you and/or that you make the rendezvous point on time – so now is a good time to determine how much of your stuff they can accommodate.
If you are THE DRIVER or what I like to call THE PLAN, then remember others are counting on you.
  • Keep paper maps in the car to find alternate routes. Technology fails. Paper and pen notes survive water damage better!
  • Reassess your list of essentials and let them know what is permissible to bring along.
  • Practice now to ensure it all fits and all people and pets get along. If you don’t practice this now, there will be a very rude awakening during the emergency when tensions already run high
  • Pet owners should keep a list of all their emergency contacts’ (friends, neighbors or family members) contact information and pre-printed copies of lost pet posters readily available in their grab and go bag.  The Wag’N Rover Respond’R is another valuable tool pet owners should use to keep important information handy in their vehicles as well. 

Communal/Public Transportation

  • Most of them do not accept pets that cannot fit on your lap inside their crate. If you have more than 1 pet or the one would crush your lap in bus, make other arrangements now. Start the discussion.
Gypsy broke out of Bad Dog Jail to
help fight the Zombies

Communication

 
With Family
  • You and your family should plan how you will contact each other if you are not together when disaster strikes/Zombies attack.
  • Don’t rely exclusively on cellular telephones since they usually work intermittently following a disaster.
  • Landlines are you best bet. During the August 23rd East Coast Earthquake first responders and emergency managers asked the public to not flood cell phone towers with unnecessary calls.
  • Text, Tweet or Facebook instead as real emergency calls may not make it through.
  • Discussing Fido’s feelings after an event is not crucial and can wait or be shared through other means. Someone out of town may be more easily able to communicate among separated family members.
  • Your plan should include designating at least 1 emergency contact person who lives out of town. Not just in the next zip code!  Have at least 1 person you trust that lives within a 100 miles radius and that you know how to get in touch with, how to get there and that will accept you AND your pets.

With Your Emergency Contact

  • That person does not have to be near you. It could be Aunt Anna 100 miles away who is always watching TV and lives at home glued to phone. She would be a great emergency contact because she both lives out of town and is available. She can become your dispatch of sorts.
  • Everyone in your family can send in a status report and she can coordinate activities and remind you of your options, tell you what is being reported road closure wise.
  • Landline calls out of town are more likely to make it than local and cell calls.
  • Of course she cannot be a manic zombie, so select wisely!

With Medical Professionals

  • Know where your nearest hospital is, how to get there and keep hospitals and emergency vet clinics marked on your evacuation route map (yeah that paper think).
  • Keep the contact information of your primary care physician, veterinarian, emergency vet, poison control (1-800-222-1222) and ASPCA Poison Control (1-888-426-4435/$65 fee) on paper and electronically at home, in your car and in your go bag.

Essentials

If you want to survive you’re going to need a few things!
Food & Water
  • Water for 7 days. That is 1 gallon of water per person per day minimum. Water can be used for drinking, sanitation, cleaning, cooking, medical, cooling down engine, etc. Too heavy? Consider water purification tablets and camping equipment to filter and boil water found on the go. For pets add 2 quarts per day per pet.
  • Food for 7 days. Make that non-perishable food please. Technology is tricky. For those of you that feed RAW consider adding Dehydrated or Freeze Dried brands to your pets food now so their system can get used to it and keep a large bag of that food in your GO BAG. The emergency is really a bad time to find out that Fido gets raging diarrhea at Aunt Judy’s because he had never had this food before. Even worse when at a collocation shelter!
  • We recommended dog food and cat food brands such as Addiction Pet Food – Freeze dried for  easily handling. The benefits of those are that you can get a lot of food that won’t weigh you down and has a very long shelf life. The downside is you need more water. So plan for it and get your pet digestive system used to it now! No matter what always include food you pet is used to in order to maintain health and diminish stress and sanitation issues.

Medications 

  • Yours and your pets of course. When you prepare the Go Bag,  keep a calendar to make notes of when things were placed inside and when they expire.
  • Place meds in Ziploc bags and label each, so others can help you and not get things messed up and confused. (Example: Zombie poison for zombie. Adrenaline for mommy.)
  • Human & Pet First Aid Kit. Get the right tool to stop the bleeding, respond to poisoning emergencies. At a minimum get some instructions. Cuts & Booboos are bound to happen. Preferred tools & references: Wag’N Pet First Aid Bandana, The Safe Dog Handbook, Pet & Home Emergency Pocket Guides, Veterinary Disaster Response (the ultimate comprehensive guide).

Skills: 

  • Know the skills of first aid and CPR for all members of your family. Learn how to manage chocking, revive non-breathing creatures (ok not zombies). Recertify through Red Cross or American Heart for the human components.

Proof of your identity. Proof of pet ownership included.

  • To keep the confusion to a minimum get your pets’ immunization records and proof of ownership in multiple copies, updated often in your Go Bag.
  • Most important is picture of you and your pet(s). That is every family member that can physically care for the animal(s), and are considered owners on that picture. This ensures all these people can claim ownership at a shelter or care for animal at a collocation shelter if they are recognized as owners.
  • Pet owners should carry a record of their pet’s medical history, a photo of their pet and emergency contact numbers (veterinarian, local animal control, etc.).  A Wag’N Pet Passport is a good solution to put all information together in one place.   
  • Keeping records of your social security card, copies of mortgages, loans, deeds, insurance, medical records, birth certificates, passports, driver’s license, family and house content pictures, etc in your Go Bag & in a safety deposit box is always a safer bet should you need to file claims or need to prove your identity to authorities if the Zombies take out a structure or town.

Shelter. 

 

This selection should vary depending on the nature and scale of the emergency. 

  • Must be hazard specific. Safe room on top floor in tornado alley may be a problem. Safe room in basement in flood zone or near water also a problem. How many people can fit in? What is it protecting against? How long can you stay in there? What resources will you need?
  • Will you stay in Town? Out of Town? On your own terms (Camping)? With Friends/Family? Pet Friendly Hotels/Motels?

Common Sense items

  • Emergency/Weather Radio to keep track of zombies and other hazards, find shelters, road closures, public transportation, weather changes, help and FEMA centers, etc.
  • Ways to cook food and filter & treat water
  • Clothes
  • Sanitation (no one stops going to the bathroom during emergencies…sorry)
  • Trash bags
  • Cat litter. A bucket with lid and cat litter makes for a great human toilet!
  • Poop bags
  • Multi-tool knife
  • Flashlight and extra batteries
  • Can opener
  • Whistle
  • Human & Pet Life Jackets
  • Towels. Beach towel if possible and smaller cotton towels. The large towel can be used as a stretcher (people and dogs); cut into pieces if needed to bandage or wrap things together; to carry & wrap pets & small infants, to cool someone (or pet) suffering from heatstroke (that’s when the skills of first aid class come into play); to warm up/as blanket; as a towel, bandana, hide from zombies, or to wave at helicopters or rescuers, etc. Get your MacGyver on!
  • Pet Carriers! 1 per pet, even if they get along fine during non emergency times. It’s at the discretion of the emergency animal shelters to keep them together or separate them. Should one of the pets get sick or injured it will be better off alone (for its safety and the health of other pet).
Some final tips:
  • Once a pet emergency management plan is made, practice the plan with your family, considering multiple hazard scenarios and giving yourself various time frames to evacuate.
  • A non-rehearsed plan is a BAD plan! You will learn so much about your stress management and criticality assessments skills and it will keep you from making assumptions – they your actually worst enemy!
Don’t let the Zombies Wag you the Wrong Way!
BE PREPARED!
 
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